(Vermont)
I HATE your girlfriend. I know we are best friends so I can't tell you this, but she is disgusting and none of us like her. I can't stand whenever you bring her to the house. This is why I told that other girl to post that picture of you and that her making out on facebook. I am happy your girlfriend saw it and I hope you break up.

(Kentucky)
I slept with your sister..... and your brother.

(Arizona)
I really don't care about Steve McNair's death. Don't cheat on your wife, idiot.

(Illinois)
My secret fantasy is to have you dress up as Captain Kirk and plow me.

(Ohio)
I lost my job two months ago and have been living off credit cards. I leave every morning and come back home twenty minutes later after you go to work.

(Georgia)
Even though I tell you that you are disgusting for watching porn, I do it constantly.

(Wisconsin)
I think of my ex whenever we have sex.

(Colorado)
I found out I was pregnant with our first child and never told you. I had an abortion instead because I wanted to leave you a the time.

(Texas)
The engagement ring I gave you was purchased for the woman before you.

(Maryland)
Despite what I say to your face, you are a horrible dancer. My girlfriends and I constantly make fun of you. And you wonder why you can't get a girl...

(Connecticut)
I stole all your vicodin after your surgery and let you blame your brother. I knew you didn't have a refill but I didn't care.

(Florida)
I am still legally married to a man in another state. I don't know how to tell you, but I don't think you will ever know.

(Oklahoma)
Last year at our big foam crush party and I was dancing with this girl that I thought was a hot tri-delt. I was grinding on her and feeling her titties and she was rubbing on my dick. I left to go get a drink and couldn't find her anywhere. Then I overheard my little sister (who was in town for the weekend) telling her friend how some guy was all over her in the foam and rubbing her boobs. I haven't been able to look her in the eye since.

(Illinois)
9 months ago I knew the condom broke, but i didnt tell you, and i let you believe that there was no way this child could be mine.

(Utah)
Last year I was backing out of the driveway and I ran over something. I got out to check and saw your dog had escaped and that I had just killed it. Then I threw it in a bag and tossed it in the Walmart dumpster and told you it must have ran off.

(Oklahoma)
Mom, I slept with your best friend.

(Texas)
I cheated on my MCATs, I don't deserve to be at this medical school.

(California)
You have never given me an orgasm. I have faked it every time for the past three years. As shallow as it is, this is why I will not marry you.

(Florida)
I know we have been together for years, but I have to tell you that I was not born a woman.

(Nebraska)
I ate a whole pizza last night and topped it off with a ton of ice cream. This has become a weekly habit.

(North Dakota)
I can't help but hate you for leaving me when I was a child. I can't stand the sight of your face. I want you to leave me alone, but I can't tell you because of Mom.

(New York)
I cheated on you with your sister again today. She is also pregnant with my child.